|
Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 14 post(s) |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:10 -
[1] - Quote
what the...?
I turn away for a few minutes and the thread grew by 10 pages!
This is madness! |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:36:04 -
[2] - Quote
Kalfar Chillar wrote:Datu Agimat wrote:what the...? I turn away for a few minutes and the thread grew by 10 pages! This is madness! Don't blink! Blink and you're dead! I think I just died..
Good thing I had my clone set up. |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:37:46 -
[3] - Quote
Raven Pirkibo wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img] Did you fit damage control on the servers?
They probably forgot to turn it on after fitting |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:39:18 -
[4] - Quote
Epentix wrote:Ecolo wrote:Jaqen Ahai wrote:Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.! He can't afford a lollipop he pays real money to play eve... OK .ok .ok....... Handing out lollipos,.... 1 per capsuleer ..sighs..... If u dont like the taste: NO FREE SP, NO FREE GAME TIME AND NO MORE LOLLIPOPS!!!! go suck a tomato... can I have a tomato?
I'd rather have a Tornado |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:56:05 -
[5] - Quote
Hmm....
*waves hand at Fozzie*
"You will give us all free Gecko BPCs" |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:56:53 -
[6] - Quote
Hizeki wrote:maybe they are taking extra time to add more exciting features!!!!!
Like free Gecko BPCs! |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:05:56 -
[7] - Quote
Mildron Klinker wrote:The CODErs always win! ALWAYS!!! You ganked the server! you monsters! |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:08:53 -
[8] - Quote
They must have mixed matter and anti-matter cold. |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:09:56 -
[9] - Quote
Kalfar Chillar wrote:Iurko wrote:Kalfar Chillar wrote:Kalfar Chillar wrote:BRB, need to take a dump... Maybe it'll be up when I get back! And that would be a no! You're making it go back in! That's nasty!!!
Damn Whore |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:27:58 -
[10] - Quote
This is the story of a game named EVE. EVE worked for a company in a big server where she was Cluster number 427. Cluster Number 427's job was simple: she sat in hamster ball 427 and pushed out the tics on the server. Orders came to her through the cluster's network, telling her when to push the tic, how many to push, and how fast. This is what Cluster 427 did every day of every month and every year, and although others might have considered it soul-rending, EVE relished every moment that the orders came in, as though she had been made exactly for this job. And EVE was happy.
And then one day, something very peculiar happened. Something that would forever change EVE. Something she would never quite forget. She had been at her for nearly an 24 hours when he realized that not one single order had arrived from CCP. No-one had showed up to give her instructions, call a meeting, or even say Hi. Something was very clearly wrong. Shocked, frozen solid, EVE found herself unable to move for the longest time. |
|
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:46:58 -
[11] - Quote
I think they need to release the 'Augmented' Server Maintenance crew but they're missing the BPCs for it. |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:48:24 -
[12] - Quote
Sylvia Marie wrote:Im gonna go play world of warships So, it's out like eve is online,eh? |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:50:45 -
[13] - Quote
Cadoc Credence wrote:ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT ISKIES NOT BEING MADE DURING DOWNTIME?
Well worry no longer, I have the fix, just for you!
Play my ISKIES MULTIPLICATION GAME!
I have been playing Eve since 1981, and I have Quadrillions of Iskies that I am just trying to give back to the community!
Send me ALL The isk that you have once Tranquility is back online, and i will quadruple it!
Don't let this downtime ruin your experience! Play Cadoc's Legit Isk Quadrupling Game!
Guaranteed not to scam you!
I'll let you know once I make that Fail buy order I saw before downtime. I'm sure to make a fortune off that! |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:33 -
[14] - Quote
Enslaved Mistress wrote:A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks.
"To take away the pain," sobs the little girl.
"What do you mean?" the teacher asks.
"Well," sobs the little girl. "I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider." I lol'd |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:31 -
[15] - Quote
Ygaff Desfois wrote:Too bad, just updated Sisi and it's down too ....
And they just said "Tested a patch on SiSi. Deploying to TQ"
You'd think they'd have seen something on SiSi.... |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:00:08 -
[16] - Quote
Wow. Forum got ganked for a bit. The issue is spreading! Hide your Dancers and ISK! |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:02:42 -
[17] - Quote
Vox Anon wrote:a quick review of posts:
30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini
5% joke about compensation
35% actual request for compensation
20% general back patting / trolling
<10% tittiez
PRIORITIES PEOPLE!
Moar tiitiez? |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:22:51 -
[18] - Quote
Vox Anon wrote:EDIT:
a quick review of posts:
30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini
5% joke about compensation
35% actual request for compensation
20% general back patting / trolling
10% drinking game (please x-post rules)
<1% tittiez
Shake. My. Head.
Because Tittiez! |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:27 -
[19] - Quote
Fitzwilliam Belloch wrote:For your amusement... Worked for an MMO company for 8 years, here's a list of stuff that caused extended down time:
- Server updates were applied by unzipping zip files, but Windows wasn't giving useful errors when we ran out of drive space, so random data was missing from .dat files.
- License expiration! Wheeeeee
- Un-optimpized build process meant that once a problem was identified and a fix implemented, we had to wait 3-4 hours for a new build. During this time, QA can't go home.
- Cowboy devs checking in changes at the last minute so their changes went untested. (Wait a minute...who checked in this divide by zero last night?!?)
- Inexperienced QA not knowing how to test on a "clean machine" (VMs for the win!)
- State mismatch between Dev/QA environment and production environment
- HARD CODED STRINGS. WHYYYYYYYYYYY
- Unhandled exceptions! Want to see your app crash with no useful info in the logs? Ask me how! Its fun and easy!
Fun times! Indeed :D |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:26:56 -
[20] - Quote
LeeChanka wrote:Keep up the god work boys
kill sov fat pigs and kill moon income and we are on good way to purge infidels from EVE regard lee If we had god work on this, we wouldn't have hours of downtime |
|
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:28:22 -
[21] - Quote
Indi man wrote:Scotty we need more power! He's givin' her all she's got, cap'n! |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:06 -
[22] - Quote
Hans Downerpanze wrote:Datu Agimat wrote:Indi man wrote:Scotty we need more power! He's givin' her all she's got, cap'n! Duct Tape, Mentos and Peppermint Shnapps will only get you so far..... ....Unless..... You have Macgyver trained to level 5 Still 62 days and 14 hrs for that. |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:20 -
[23] - Quote
Tillblik Mangeiri wrote:If we can't log in, who will mine all the ice? it's the next Ice Age, man! The miners were all that were holding it back! Game over! |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:44:28 -
[24] - Quote
wattebausch wrote:Quote:19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE Cue mad scientist laugh.
Experiments! |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:45:36 -
[25] - Quote
Sensei2630 Chakaid wrote:If I was on a courier mission to deliver goods for another player, would I loose my collateral due to server being down?? Yup.
But then again, you really shouldn't be doing courier missions that cross into downtime. |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:03:41 -
[26] - Quote
Ok, I couldn't stay silent any more. After all these hours, it's finally reached a breaking point.
PIZZA? Really? I demand all active players be reimbursed in pizza! Meat lovers at that. I think a pizza per hour lost is reasonable |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:35 -
[27] - Quote
Vipre Morte wrote:There is literally nothing wrong with being a Goon. Goons are best |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:22 -
[28] - Quote
Arshalo wrote:Don't feed the Devs after all they broke eve - bring out the whip and nipple pliers
Don't. They might like it. |
|
|
|